
[U]gliest.
[M]an.
[A]live.
A Musical Experience
(also, a “band”)

\> Demo Available Now
\> From the mind (and fingers) of Dirk Hortensius. Home-grown and home-produced in the midst of Seattle’s experimental music scene.
\> [TRIGGER WARNING] for those unacquainted with philosophy or a general lack of lyrics and traditional song structure.

\> Upcoming Shows
2024-10-08 [Tues]
Tim’s Tavern
\> Seattle, WA
\> Doors: 6pm
\> Performance: 8pm
2025-01-30 [Thu]
The High Dive
\> Seattle, WA
\> Doors: 7pm
\> Performance: 8pm
2025-02-28 [Fri]
Darrell’s Tavern
\> Shoreline, WA
\> Doors: 7pm
\> Performance: 9pm

\> Merch
Available at a booth near you…
\> “UMA” Demo - signed